“Daddy, You’ve Told This Before.”

 If you have offspring and live long enough, you will hear them say, “Daddy, you’ve told that story before…a thousand times. I could even tell it for you and not miss a word.”  As the number of children increases the repetition multiplies because you forget to whom the story has been told.  Well, you don’t want anyone to feel left out of the fun, so you retell it any way, while they plan for your time in a nursing home.